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21. "Okay, uh-hum...let me just, ah, okay, I'm playing for who now?"

22. "Yup, I knew it. We're screwed."

23. Never met him. But he looks like a dick.

24. Dominant closer throughout his career. Married to "Mountain Girl".

25. "I know you ain't looking at Jojo"

26. "Matt, could you just move a little more back, yeah just a little bit more..ah forget it, give him his own card..."

27. Checklist 1 (1-132). Once you get the Case de Brughn, it's all downhill.

28. "Get a load of Murphy, man...sheet"

29. "What are you looking at Bernazard?"

30. "I'm looking at you Vuckovich!"

31. Mookie Wilson: Aviator.

32. Scored 40 goals in 1979-1980 playing with Wayne Gretzky in Edmonton. Went on to semi-successful career as a fire hydrant.

33. Rance Mulliniks: Dork.

34. John Booty. "Name and description"

35. Drafted before Michael Jordan. "I know, I know, man I know, don't you think I know?"

36. God bless you.

37. Signs your team is leaving for Colorado: 1) Goalie is pictured being cross-body blocked. 2) Goalie is pictured without a hockey net in view. 3) Goalie's name is John Tanner.

38. "Yo, guys, I'm a kicker, I'm a kicker, I'm a kicker, hand up, see? No harm, I'm a kicker...".

39. Journeymen defenseman; disgraced presidential hopeful; wearer of beard.

40. Does say: "1989-90 Expansion Team" Should say: "This fucking guy would never have made it close to here if there wasn't an extra team and you can bet your Superman hair he ain't staying."


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