Fatlip Saturday presents a Forget joint...ah fuck that. No need of that no mo, cause as it turns out every dog has his day, really. And today that 17 year old mutt is us. See you on Canada Day, suckers. Like the song says,"We Ain't Going Nowhere." For M-Do, wherever and however he is - Ed.

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31 Days of Kelly Gruber
by Matthew Dorrell and Kent Bruyneel

Day 1
You Are Kelly Gruber

Day 2
A Transcript of a Conversation With George Bell, Which Has Been Recorded For No Good Reason, And Then Censored, Also For No Good Reason

Day 3
The Kelly Gruber Diet


Day 4
Kelly Gruber {Topps Photo}


Day 5
It's a bleary-eyed Kelly Gruber


Day 6
The Living Room Dealer (or You're no Chili Davis)


Day 7

At the Beach


Day 8

An Uncensored Transcript of a Conversation on the Nature of Time,With Moises Alou


Day 9

Everything Big in Texas


Day 10

Still Got the Hands Baby. No Question.


Day 11

Kelly Showed Up at 11am and He's Been Here Since.


Day 12

A Year is Long Enough


Day 13

At the World Series:

Again With The Robe


Day 14

At the World Series:

1984


Day 15

At the World Series:

Nothing.


Day 16
From Gruber Sports & Entertainment


Day 17

No Caution


Day 18

Kelly Slid Smoothly Out of Bed


Day 19

Day Nineteen


Day 20

More From Gruber Sports & Entertainment


Day 21

The Lost Kelly Gruber


Day 22

The Family Man


Day 23

White Bread


Day 24

Yikes and Away


Day 25

On December 8th, 1992 Kelly Gruber Was Traded to the California Angels for Luis Sojo


Day 26

The Future


Day 27
Say It Isn't So

Day 27 - 2
Kelly Gruber Just Called






Volume 9,
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  June 16, 2018


 
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